My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
"Is there anything you hope for - for Henry?" (X)
@emiliederavin : @LanaParrilla Can U Say #cuteness, love ya babe. Watch this little awesome one tonight on #OnceUponATime
The Queen takes Comic Con.
I can’t get over it.
Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die
It’s worse when you’re the one writing those fics. Sailing unpopular ships you made up yourself is hard work.
“Regina,” she whispered, and Regina’s eyes only grew wider, more hopeful.
Still, the brunette nervously asked, “You want me to go?" She swiped away a tear making its way down Emma’s cheek and waited for the blonde’s response.
When Emma shook her head slowly back and forth against Regina’s palm, the brunette’s heart soared. Her stomach flipped and trembled. Her throat felt like it was either going to burn to a crisp or tighten until she couldn’t breathe as she swallowed thickly and continued to wait.
Emma felt so many things in that moment—relieved, guilty for having been so cruel in her anger, hopeful, thrilled, anxious. She felt like she could just explode with all the sensations running through her body, but the one that stood out most was the one she knew she needed to act on. Regina had been so brave, showing up at her house and confessing all these feelings when she had everything to lose. The least Emma could do was be just as brave.
So, before she could let her nerves get the better of her, Emma reached out with her free hand and slipped her fingers into the chocolate hair pulled tight at the back of Regina’s neck where her ponytail began. She gently pulled the cheerleader’s head a little closer to hers so that their noses were practically bumping.
“I don’t want you to leave,” Emma whispered. “I want you to kiss me.”
Regina was unable to stop the strange sob of joy that tore through her, but she didn’t care. She killed the sound on Emma’s lips as she surged through that minute bit of distance between them, and pressed and pressed with her whole heart.
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
OUAT is like a really crappy boyfriend that you know you should dump because they keep disappointing you, but at the same time they’re really attractive and you like to look at their face even though nothing good comes out of their mouth.
So..OUAT is basically..Hook.
I’ve just made something :) Swan Queen edit based on the concept art of upcoming “Avengers: Age of Ultron”… Mwahahahahaha!
Soooo… here it is: Regina Mills as Black Widow & Emma Swan as Scarlet Witch!!!
Edits are in three versions: Emma & Regina (solo clean), Emma & Regina (solo with A-OUAT logo) and Emma & Regina (combined) :)
Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?
I want her.
Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé.
#this just occurred to me#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos#Who Run the World starts to play#and Thor is like#’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.’#Darcy’s like#’ Holy crap you don’t who Beyoncé is’#she plays all the albums in her itunes and let’s him watch the Super Bowl performance#and Thor’s mind is settled he must go to a concert#long story short Beyoncé is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil#spoiler alert: she’s a huge success#spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like ’ HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONCÉ???’#spoiler alert 3: Sif plays ‘Who Run The World’ as she dives in to battle with her all female army’#’ IN THE NAME OF BEYONCÉ!’ she’ll scream#’BEYONCÉ!’ Sif’s female army will yell back (via ororosmunroe)
Everyone says they was to see Cap pick up Thor’s hammer in AoU, but everyone knows that Cap’s a good guy.
No, what I want is for Natasha to pick it up. In the heat of battle, and it lands beside her, and she gets cornered so she grabs for a piece of debris to attack with and she just swings it completely without meaning too.
Then she realises that maybe she’s good, maybe she’s wiped out the red in her ledger.
Maybe she’ll realise that she’s a hero.